"Today ze trash can - tomorrow ze world!"

Raccoons released with the permission of "Reichsjägermeister" Hermann Goering in Germany in 1934 to "enrich the Reich's fauna" are threatening to succeed where their Nazi benefactors failed, namely at conquering Europe. They have become so successful that German authorities had to admit that raccoon numbers are now at record levels, more than a million in Germany alone. Another hundreds of thousands have fanned out to Belgium, Luxembourg, the Czech Republic and France. The news caught the always tasteful attention of the English SUN tabloid, which warned its readers that "Nazi raccoons" were "just across the Channel" and "on the warpath ... in a furry blitzkrieg".

Why do those "enrichment" projects always blow up in our faces?

Belgian Establishment Disgusted by Child Abuse

Folteraufnahmen schockieren die arabische Welt - a recent headline in the leading German newsmagazine DER SPIEGEL and throughout the German media.

It means: "Pictures of torture shock Arab world".

Did they refer to the butchering of the two IDF soldiers Avrahami and Novesche on October 12, 2000 in Ramallah, who were beaten, stabbed countless times, their eyes gouged from their sockets and literally disemboweled and dismembered with the murderers' bare hands?





No?

No. That is long forgotten and got scant attention anyway. Actually, it was about some sick American chick playing with Arab dicks.

After all, we know how to set priorities.