Margot Kässmann (Dr. Rev.), ex-lay-bishopette and as such former head of the Protestant* church in Germany, is culturally enriching Emory University during the fall semester, serving as Distinguished Theologian-in-Residence at the university’s Candler School of Theology, and as a Distinguished Fellow of the Claus M. Halle Institute for Global Learning, which lends a so far unknown meaning to the word "distinguished".Now I was pointed at a recent bout of verbal diarrhoea of that woman, exactly one of those for which she is so widely revered in this country. She explains Americans how they ought to feel about the Ground Zero Mosque, which is, after all, ten whopping walking minutes away from Ground Zero. "Does this building of a mosque really hurts the feelings of Americans? Does it really have anything to do with the terrorist deed of September 11?" In a word: Don't make such a fuss, Amis!
A theologian, pastor, prolific author and able to hold more booze than an entire troop of Russians, Kässmann is an influential leader in the international ecumenical arena and an enormously popular speaker in Europe, often drawing crowds in the thousands, specifically since she was caught in a drunk-driving incident with more than three times over the limit, which proves that we have become an undiscerning, sheepish breed with a knack for the sleazy.
“When I became dean at Candler, I issued her a standing invitation to join us for a semester at our rowdy stagettes whenever she could, and I’m delighted that she has accepted,” says Love, dean of Candler. “Candler faculty and students will be able to interact personally with an extraordinarily creative, charismatic and chadbandian Christian leader. Plus, with our new strategic emphasis on internationalizing the curriculum, whatever that is worth, the fit of having her on campus for a semester could not be better”, says Jan Love. Love is, who would have thought so, female.
Since Kässmann's election in 1983 as one of the youngest members of the board of directors of the WCC, she has broken age and (retch) gender barriers within the leadership of the Protestant church, and it shows. First in 1999 with her election as the first female bishop of the Protestant Church of Hannover — the largest worldwide, then in 2009, when she was elected chair (barf) of the Council of the Protestant Church in Germany (EKD), the governing body of 24 million Protestants. She enjoyed (you bet) a lot of media attention and even granted interviews about intimate matters to the sleaziest of all Caesarean media whores, BILD.
Kässmann’s February 2010 voluntary resignation from her roles as bishop and chair (barf) of the EKD after a drunk-driving conviction when she had always vocally condemned all forms of "excess", has not diminished her popularity, but, as it could be expected in a totally worth- and shameless society, enhanced it: She received several standing ovations at her first major appearance after her resignation, a Bible study for 5,000 people at the Ecumenical “Kirchentag” in Munich this May, which ought to teach Catholics what ecumenism is worth.
“I think the public see her as a leader who models honesty and integrity in the face of difficulty — a model of authentic leadership at a time when too few leaders own up to the consequences of their inappropriate actions,” simpered Love lovingly. Just imagine for a fraction of a moment what the slimy old bag would have said, had a Catholic bishop committed the same "inappropriate action".
Known for her administrative acumen, prophetic witness and pastoral ability to address complex dilemmas of everyday life (burp), Kässmann is the author of more than 40 books on spirituality, the quest for Christian unity, Christian social engagement and Bible study and about all other thinkable footling and fatuous attention whorish things with which a certain ilk of theologians, not all of them female, poisons the hearts and brains of the undiscerning.
During her semester at Candler, Kässmann will deliver lectures, participate in panel discussions, hen parties and preach, addressing such hilariously funny and utterly worthless topics as women’s leadership in the church, post-modern and secular challenges to the church’s mission, and Protestant spirituality, all of which are unbearable below a blood alcohol level of 1.5 o/oo.
Kässmann is the featured speaker at the following events, which are free and open to the public, which is self-explaining because otherwise she wouldn't attend anyway:
Lecture in the Luminaries Series, "The Challenges and Opportunities of Women's Leadership in the Church Worldwide," Sept. 21, 4:30-6:00 p.m., Cannon Chapel, Emory Campus. A reception will follow. Bring your own bottle because Margot will swig the lot. Lecture co-sponsored by Emory’s Office of the Provost, Luminaries Series, Candler School of Theology, la Veuve Clicquot and The Halle Institute.
Preaching, preening and presiding while pissed, Reformation Day Chapel Service, Oct. 19, 11:15 a.m., Cannon Chapel, 510 Kilgo Circle, Emory Campus.
Preaching at Emory University Worship Margot Service on Reformation Sunday, Oct. 31, 11:00 a.m., Cannon Chapel, 510 Kilgo Circle, Emory Campus. Drinks will be served.
Lecture, "Bible, Prayer and Confession: Anticipating the 500th Anniversary of the Reformation," Nov. 16, 4:30-6:00 p.m., Cannon Chapel, 510 Kilgo Circle, Emory Campus. A reception will follow. Bring your own bottle because Margot will swig the lot. Lecture co-sponsored by Candler School of Theology, The Halle Institute and Johnnie Walker.
*I am not using "Evangelical Church", the literal translation of the German term "Evangelische Kirche", of which Americans are so fond. It is misleading, and so "Protestant" will have to do.
How was that about the religion of the natives? It was considered inferior, dismissed, eliminated by forced baptisms, wiped out. Today there are Muslims, Jews, Sikhs, Buddhists here -- and they all define themselves as Americans. [No, NOT ALL do that, Margot.] And yet there is an undercurrent: An American is Christian.If there is a single politically correct issue, however far-fetched, in the vicinity, that woman will grab it and twist it to fit her own shallow, vain, slimy and sleazy devices.
She then goes on to inform us about the evil Pilgrim Fathers and their rigid understanding of religion, and goes on -- as a German SHE CAN NOT HELP IT -- to wax lyrically about the Koran burning of that "fundamentalist" pastor in Florida that never happened and how hurtful this was for, yes, not just Muslims, but specifically for us as Germans -- the entire old schtick of the child molester who thinks he is especially qualified for a job as a kindergarden teacher.
She left out, I guess yet and just, the slavery issue, and I spare you the rest, Americans. Frankly, I've got neither the time nor the stomach to translate the rest of that totally predictable, hackneyed, undignified drivel. Here we have a woman, a woman who holds a doctorate in theology, a woman who used to head one of the largest Protestant churches worldwide, a woman who has supposedly taught for two months now at an American university, a woman who IS BOUND TO HAVE spoken to Americans, a woman who still doesn't know how Americans, her hosts, think, feel and define themselves. Why? Because she doesn't give a damn as long as she looks pretty in the process.
In a word: a woman.
She is supposed to come back to Germany later this year. Do me a favour: Keep her!
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I wonder whether this is hidden sarcasm or simple ignorance - using words at random. At one point, Kaesemann's sponsor calls her a "chadbandian" Christian leader. If properly meant, this is one of the bloodiest insults that could have been used: look up Charles Dickens' Reverend Chadband (in the greatest of his great masterpieces, Bleak House).
Ooops ... Fabio! That was me who said that. I altered the original text. I ought to have made myself more clear, sorry!
Emory University, home to the peanut farmer, politician, peacemaker, President, painter and a poet and some would also say philosopher. Can anymore be said?
Thanks for the offer but you may keep her - or perhaps the Church of England could use her.
I don't understand the reference to 1 Cor 4:34-35.
...the reference to 1 Cor 4:34-35: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak.
Chris, how could you? I am sick now.
'gator, should you read this: Wasn't a certain mutual friend of us educateed at Emory as well?
Nora, yes indeed, our old pal did do some time at Emory!
"How was that about the religion of the natives? It was considered inferior, dismissed, eliminated by forced baptisms, wiped out. Today there are Muslims, Jews, Sikhs, Buddhists here -- and they all define themselves as Americans. [No, NOT ALL do that, Margot.] And yet there is an undercurrent: An American is Christian."
I find that many liberals play the "native card" yet know practically nothing about the peoples they are proclaiming empathy for. Elements of truth about what happened to native religions, but like most liberals, a failure to understand where they are today. They are still around, some have adapted to the times (as they always have). Indians never proselytized and they still don't. They greatly resent non-Indians that want to "adopt" their beliefs and ceremonies. They honestly feel that it is just one more rip-off.
And yes, there are a lot of people here who do not define themselves as Americans, we are experiencing Balkanization at an alarming rate. This woman obviously is on a different planet than most of us.
Obviously, only too many Germans are following her to that planet. That woman is a social arsonist. I am seriously asking myself what makes her so attractive to the masses. Maybe it's the cheap promise of "spirituality" without responsibility.
It is beyond me how anybody can take such an opportunity to live and teach for a while in a foreign country not to learn and grow, but to lecture the very foreigners, who have invited one, about one's preconceived opinions. As a woman and a German, I feel shame by proxy.
What makes her attractive is obviously not any success in conveying the Christian faith. It has been reported that, after centuries of minority status, and in spite of the annexation of the Protestant-majority East German states, Catholics have now passed Evangelicals to become Germany's majority religion. If the Evangelical leadership had its feet on the ground, it would contemplate its present status with dismay. "Liberal" church leaderships are of course destroying their own congregations all over the Christian world, but to hear that the country of Luther, JS Bach, and Bismarck is haemorrging Protestants - because it is not a matter of Catholic triumph, only of swift and relentless Evangelical decline - should make everyone wonder.
Indeed!
Former East Germany is largely atheist, so the reunification didn't help much, and the few people who value traditional ethics and are not Catholic already convert to the Catholic faith because it is still, despite the flaws of its representatives on earth, the only bulwark against modernism. Ask Chris Gillibrand or me. This woman stands for everything (but EVERYthing) that is despicable about modern times and that is all one needs to know to explain her huge success.
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