March 05, 2006

The reality and satire thingy...

Can somebody help me and explain what this brainfart is trying to say?
Damen und Herr. It's not attacking, giving in like kind. What puzzles me about Nora is that she seems to have all the answers, in her own mind that is. There are no life perplexing questions with her. No mysteries. Everything is all nicely figured out. And God forbid if one asks an intentionally provocative question to spur debate on a subject. That is unforgivable, to that Cyber Vixen self styled Think Tank of One, passing judgement on all. Judge, jury and verbal executioner. And to those that are on the road to discovery and happen to cross her path, they will be rebuked for not having what she would deem as the proper advancement towards "enlightenment". IT'S A PROCESS, NORA. Different people are on different parts of the road at different times. Ridiculing them is not the best of ways to win them over, understand? And wasn't having all the answers what got the Germans into such trouble in the first place? Grow up, Nora. And I find it most amusing that Nora satirizes the drinking of spirits since it is well known Catholic history that fine German beer was perfected in German Catholic Monasteries. A German with a thing against drinking? What kind of German are you, Gerty? A woman with a thing against flirting? The French would call you a prude, Nora. Why don't you have some fun in life, instead of playing the thought Gestapo looking over everyone's shoulders for what you deem are inappropriate speech patterns?

Out of respect for the Host I will not post this one on Roncesvalles but I'm guessing you will be reading here anyway, so why bother. And your site gets zero traffic anyway, Beach!! So why not come back here and vex us in person. Come back and take it like the man that you are. This goes to show you that conservatives can fight amongst themselves as well as "progressives" can. I, too, found Nora's politics compatible but her personality? No.

And, Nora, why don't you post the rest of my "masterpiece". You stop right where the Catholics are helping the Orthodox. You leave out the best part of the story. But then you like to print only Catholic history I guess. Get a grip, Gretchen. What in the hell do you know about Goethe anyway, Martha!! Mephistopheles decaf is right!!
Gosh, methinks that with friends like THAT, the armchair warrior doesn't need any enemies.

3 comments:

Marco Hefenweisenburpen said...

Well then. If it's alright to play then, I'll just put on my finest and sniff my way over to the land of Charles Martel and his illegitimate grandson, Charlemagne, crowned Imperator Augustus by Pope Leo 3. Charlemagne, illegitimate son of Pippen the Short and savior of the Universe. I'll don my big gaudy gold bow tie and go stepping out "pantless" over to Rolandland as my alter ego, Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Compete with Spanish American accent. I've heard there's a dog gene manipulator over there in Rolandland that needs my olfactory expertise when it comes to her content. She may Domin-Editrix me on occasion, and rightly so so, but I'll concentrate on content, not nit picking spelling corrections or intentional word misusage. You get my meaning, Female Doggy? I thought so.

And don't tell me insults are off the table with that Female Doggy. She uses them all the time so "turn about is fair play". Right, Female Doggy? Turn about now. Who else do you know that goes about calling people, Nigerboy?

This Mephistopheles, disguised as a Buffoon, a dragon or a poodle, take your pick, will consign you to your hell of hells. The Domino Editrixing of Joyce's Finnegan's Wake for spelling and word usage "errors", Female Doggy Dolt!! Plagiarism is the most sincerest form of flattery. No?

Let's hear your treatise on Faust, Fraulein.

Marco Hefenweisenburpen said...

I'm helping you, you brainfart. Open your ears, Female Doggy.

The_Editrix said...

Yes of course. And I'm helping YOU now as well and will stop posting your drunken rants.

Not because they are nonsensical and vulgar, but because they are repetitive and boring. You have outstayed your entertainment value, litle man.

And spare me your "I bet you will read this" drivel from now on. If you had the faintest about how a blog functions you'd know that I more or less HAVE to read it. So what? (That is a rhetorical question!)

You are dismissed for good now.